The first day back to work is always the hardest. Read through these funny Monday jokes to help get your week off on the right foot.
15 Funny Monday Jokes to Get You Through the Week
Updated on Dec. 14, 2021
The bright side
Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week. Once a week is more than enough. If these Monday jokes aren’t enough to get you through the week, try these work cartoons that will make you laugh until it’s finally Friday.
Fighting days
Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday. Monday is a weekday. We tend to feel weak on Mondays too. Read these hilarious relatable tweets for some Monday laughs.
Don’t blink or you’ll miss it
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday. The weekend goes by way too fast. These Monday jokes are funny, but sometimes you need to take Monday seriously and get things done. These are the things you should always do on a Monday.
One star movie
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring. No one would ever want to watch it.
Question for you
Hello Monday, can I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Do you not have a hobby? Monday really needs something to keep itself busy so we don’t have to see it. For more laughs, check out Reader’s Digest’s funniest jokes of all time.
Day after Monday
I like Tuesday simply because it is the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be. On Tuesday you can relax a little knowing Monday is far, far away.
Abducted
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise. We never, ever smile on Mondays. If these Monday jokes don’t make anyone in your office laugh, try these clever jokes that will make you sound smart.
From the bed to the floor
Monday morning…Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. Somehow the floor is even comfier than the bed.
Hit it hard
If Monday had a face, I would punch it. Punch it all the way into next week. These cartoons prove that daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.
Sunday is sadder than Monday
I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday…But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day. Once 4 o’clock hits on Sunday, you know there is no escaping what’s coming next.
Rain over work
A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday… Having wet shoes leaving the office on a Friday is better than having dry shoes walking into the office on a Monday. These Monday jokes might not work as well as these funny jokes to help defuse awkward work situations.
One day a week
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Imagine if we had two Mondays every week!
Bring it back
If every day is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays. Store credit will do, I’ll exchange it for another Saturday. These cartoons about family life will make yours seem a little less crazy.
Monday the 13th
The only thing worse than Friday the 13th is Monday the 13th. It’s a much spookier day. Think going to the dentist is scarier? These dentist jokes can help lighten the mood.
Extended weekend
I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday. Make every weekend a three day weekend and Mondays won’t seem so bad. If these Monday jokes didn’t cheer you up, these adorable puppy pictures might help to make the day better.
