These Christmas pickup lines will break the ice and make your holiday sweetheart smile
60 Christmas Pickup Lines That Will Land You a Kiss Under the Mistletoe
The holidays are such a special time of year, filled with fun Christmas activities and traditions that create cherished memories. As such, it’s natural to want to spend the Christmas season with someone who makes your heart skip a beat. Snuggling by the fire, warming up with coffee dates, those long drives looking at Christmas light displays—the romantic date ideas are seemingly endless! If you’re looking to land a holiday honey, try using one of these Christmas pickup lines to win them over.
Some of these pickup lines are cheesy and cheeky, while others are sentimental and sweet (not to mention. naughty!). Use them to grab that special guy’s or girl’s attention at a Christmas party, or even over Tinder.
So read on for some of the best Christmas pickup lines of the year! Let the holiday flirting begin!
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The best Christmas pickup lines
1. Can I have your number and give you a jingle later?
2. I’d love to take you out for a sleigh ride sometime.
3. Call me a Christmas gift—because I’m already wrapped up in you.
4. Meet me under the mistletoe?
5. You and my Christmas tree topper have something in common—you’re both angels.
6. Are you the Grinch? Because you’ve stolen my heart this Christmas.
7. Want to get together and play some reindeer games?
8. This Christmas, if I give you my heart, will you promise not to give it away?
9. Care to dance with me merrily in the new old-fashioned way?
10. ‘Tis the season to be jolly—and get your phone number.
11. I’d come down the chimney for you any day.
12. Christmas cookies aren’t the only sweet things I have my eye on this holiday season.
13. Did you know you and the Christmas lights have something in common? You both light up the room.
14. You’re prettier than a partridge in a pear tree!
15. Who needs tinsel when you have a sparkling smile like that?
16. Care to help me make this gingerbread house a gingerbread home?
17. Let’s rock around the Christmas tree together.
18. This year, the only present I want is your presence.
19. Move over, sugar plums—someone else will be dancing in my head tonight.
20. Care to feel my ugly Christmas sweater? It’s made of [boyfriend/girlfriend] material.
21. I’d risk my spot on the nice list for you.
22. How much does a reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
23. Sleigh bells don’t have to be the only thing ringing—can I give you a call tonight?
24. The secret’s out. I’m crazy fir you!
25. Do you hear what I hear? It’s the sound of sparks flying between us.
26. Want to go frolic and play the Eskimo way?
27. You’ve given me the best present of the season—this huge smile on my face.
28. The tree may be fake, but this connection isn’t.
29. Call me a Christmas candle—because I’m burning for you.
30. I usually dream of a white Christmas—but tonight, I’ll be dreaming of you instead.
31. Call me a snowman—because I’m melting in your warmth!
32. That star on top of the Christmas tree has nothing on your glow.
33. In the words of Mariah Carey: All I want for Christmas is you!
34. Are you a lawyer? Because I think you might be looking for a Mrs. Clause.
Santa-approved Christmas pickup lines
35. I don’t care what Santa says—you’re at the top of my nice list.
36. Mind if we take a picture? I need to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
37. I just told Santa not to bother with Christmas gifts this year—because nothing can top seeing you.
38. Santa promised me something spectacular for Christmas—he must have meant you.
39. I didn’t ask for a lot for Christmas this year … just you and me, snuggled on the couch watching Christmas movies. You think Santa will deliver?
40. Sorry, but Santa told me you’re on the naughty list this year for stealing my heart.
41. Santa must have really worked his magic if there’s an angel like you in our midst.
42. If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
43. I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
44. Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight.
45. Santa isn’t the only one coming to town.
46. Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
Punny Christmas pickup lines
47. I ho-ho-hope I can get your number tonight.
48. I’m going chestnuts over you!
49. Call me an ornament—because I’m hanging on your every word.
50. I’m fa-la-la-la-la-ing for you!
51. Are you a Christmas tree? Because I’m really pining fir you.
52. I really like you, from my head to my mistletoe.
53. If things go well, what do you say we get merried?
54. I think we’re orna-meant to be.
55. This thing we have is really be-yule-tiful.
56. The chemis-tree between us is undeniable.
57. There’s snow place like your arms this Christmas.
58. You’re the only reindeer for me.
59. When we met, it was love at frost sight.
60. Call me Rudolph because you just sleighed me.
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